I Hate Dating
You know what you need to date these days? It isn’t a nice personality or a charming smile. Times were if you had a nice hat you’d have the ladies all over you. Now you need wireless internet service, satellite internet service, internet service on your iPhone, your iPod, your Blackberry. You need to master the fine arts of texting, talking, calling, posting, commenting, and emailing.
You practically need a marketing degree to get a girl these days. It’s intriguing, stimulating, and exhausting all at the same time. I mean there’s this wild influx of constant communication and contact, no one needs to wait a moment for a response. I think women dreamed the whole thing up to make it utterly impossible for us to juggle more than one of them at the same time. We simply lack the time to coordinate on a massive scale with two females at once. That kind of defensive, a war on multiple fronts, is a risk for any man’s neck. The strangest thing is, the second they’ve ensnared you, it’s all, “lets take a weekend away from technology”. What more do I have to learn to keep them happy? Just give me a list of demands up front, I work better like that.
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